You Might Be A Redneck If Quotes

You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if…the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.