Will Rogers Quotes.
About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe that he has it.