Percy Jackson And The Olympians Quotes

Percy Jackson And The Olympians Quotes by Rick Riordan, Nico and many others.

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly

Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it’s a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
Rick Riordan
You said your mom is the goddess of balance,” I reminded him. “The minor gods deserve better, Ethan, but total destruction isn’t balance. Kronos doesn’t build. He only destroys.
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Percy, we’re going to Polyphemus’ island! Polyphemus is an S-i-k…a C-y-k…” She stamped her foot in frustration. As smart as she was, Annabeth was dyslexic, too. We could’ve been there all night while she tried to spell Cyclops. “You know what I mean!
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Why do you need to gallop while you fly?” “Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dunno boss, but it just feels right.
Rick Riordan
With Great power comes great need to take a nap
Nico
Quintus…” Geryon mused. “Short gray hair, muscular, swordsman?” “Yeah.” “Never heard of him.
Rick Riordan
Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I p

Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb. Annabeth: Was it hard?
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Blowfish, did you say?” “Ah, no. Blofis, actually.” “Oh, I see,” Poseidon said. “A shame. I quite like blowfish.
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What exactly did you find in Atlanta?” Frank unzipped his backpack and started bringing out souvenirs. “Some peach preserves. A couple of T-shirts. A snow globe. And, um, these not-really-Chinese handcuffs.” Annabeth forced herself to stay calm. “How about you start from the top—of the story, not the backpack.
Rick Riordan
My dear young cousin, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the eons, it’s that you can’t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.
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‘You’re Dionysus,’ I said. ‘The god of wine.’ Mr. D rolled his eyes. ‘What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say “Well duh!”?’ ‘Y-yes, Mr. D.’ ‘Then, “Well, duh!” Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?’ ‘You’re a god.’ ‘Yes, child.’ ‘A god. You.’
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You drool when you sleep.
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How did you die?

How did you die?” “We er….drowned in a bathtub.” “All three of you?” “It was a big bathtub.
Rick Riordan
Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. “I’m glad you’re not a guinea pig.” “Me, too.” I hoped my face wasn’t as red as it felt.
Rick Riordan