Mae West Quotes.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
It’s not what I do, but the way I do it. It’s not what I say, but the way I say it.
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for years.