If Life Gives You Lemons Quotes by Joe Jonas, Dale Carnegie, Cathy Guisewite, Ron White, Louise Hay, Bill Watterson and many others.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back.
Stop worrying and start living.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life gives them vodka, and have a party.
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
When life gives you lemons don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
