Funny 40 Year Old Birthday Quotes by Francis Spellman, Gracie Allen, Arthur Schopenhauer, Jim Eason, Samuel Beckett, Marcus Tullius Cicero and many others.
You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something.
This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary… to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.
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