Dorothy Parker Quotes

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.

I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.